We Live In The Worst Timeline Calligraphy Relaxed T-Shirt

String theory predicts a multiverse made of many universes. My threads theorize this one is the worst one.

“In another universe, another you also wonders if the multiverse theory is true.”
― Rajesh

We live in surreality, where there are people living in disparate and conflicting realities. Ours is a world full of absurd conflicts, nonsensical divisions, preposterous politics, foolish consumption, ridiculous pathologies, and irrational choices. The idea that this, this world in this universe is perhaps comparable to a multitude of realties begs the question - is this as good as it gets, or is this the worst timeline?

Garment Care
For best results, wash garment inside out with cold water or on a delicate cycle. Wash with like colors. Do not iron. Do not bleach. There is a reality where you read this.

Women's Relaxed T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed

Size guide

Garment Care
For best results, wash garment inside out with cold water or on a delicate cycle. Wash with like colors. Do not iron. Do not bleach.

Women's Relaxed T-Shirt | Feminine Fit | Bella + Canvas 6400
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed

Size guide