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Serotonin is my Dump Stat Long Sleeve Tee

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For my fellow serotonin deficient friends, recognizing that we're not great at producing serotonin isn't something to be ashamed of. This vintage design is a proud declaration that we're well aware that our brains are built a little different.

In roleplaying games, the dump stat is the ability attribute you put your characters lowest score into.

It is the the attribute that might be least useful to the kind of character you want to play. In real life, the same term is used as a funny slang for something that you might not feel you're great at. For people with certain mental health conditions, that's serotonin. This vintage inspired typographic design is a proud declaration that you're aware of that, and that's ok.

Garment Care
For best results, wash garment inside out with cold water or on a delicate cycle. Wash with like colors. Do not iron. Do not bleach. Take your medication.

Unisex Long Sleeve Tee | Bella + Canvas
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • 32 singles
  • Retail fit
  • Crew neck
  • Cover-stitched collar
  • 2'' ribbed cuffs
  • Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Shirt Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Chest Width (inches) 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26
Chest to fit (inches) 31-34 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53

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