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Murderhobo - Premium T-Shirt

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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Friedrich Nietzsche said this, and I can't think of a better summary of this kind of RPG play-style. This term (often used as a pejorative, but sometimes meant affectionately) originates from the realization that the core Dungeons and Dragons mechanics primarily supports a play style in which all of the characters are essentially homeless; transients unattached to communities, and have a tendency to resort to solving all challenges by violence and theft.

No judgement here, but if your default play-style is kill first, ask questions never: This is for you. 

Garment Care
For best results, wash garment inside out with cold water or on a delicate cycle. Wash with like colors. Do not iron. Do not bleach. To remove bloodstains, soak in cold running water first, and sponge with liquid detergent. Don't put in the dryer until stain is gone.

Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30