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Where Food Babies Come From - Unisex Jersey Tank Top

Regular price $25.00

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Are you about to give birth to a food baby? 

Some people aren't ready for the conversations about where food babies come from. It's a lot to take - Uber Eats, DoorDash, GrubHub, Postmates - it's a lot to take on. Just tell people the stork brought it! This design was originally a submission to a Threadless challenge!

Garment Care
For best results, wash garment inside out with cold water or on a delicate cycle. Wash with like colors. Do not iron. Do not bleach. Tip your delivery drivers generously.

Unisex Jersey Tank Top | American Apparel
This unisex tank top boasts a nice drape, which is ideal for layering or dealing with the summer heat. In true American Apparel style, the tank top is extremely smooth and soft, and has reinforced smooth arm and head holes, guaranteeing that this is the comfiest tank top you'll ever own.

  • 100% fine jersey (heather colors contain 10% polyester)
  • Banded arm and head holes
  • Blank products stocked in the US are made in USA
  • Blank products stocked in the EU are sourced worldwide

Size guide

  XS S M L XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38