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We Live In The Worst Timeline Calligraphy Long Sleeve Tee

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String theory predicts a multiverse made of many universes. My threads theorize this one is the worst one.

“In another universe, another you also wonders if the multiverse theory is true.”
― Rajesh

We live in surreality, where there are people living in disparate and conflicting realities. Ours is a world full of absurd conflicts, nonsensical divisions, preposterous politics, foolish consumption, ridiculous pathologies, and irrational choices. The idea that this, this world in this universe is perhaps comparable to a multitude of realties begs the question - is this as good as it gets, or is this the worst timeline?

Garment Care
For best results, wash garment inside out with cold water or on a delicate cycle. Wash with like colors. Do not iron. Do not bleach. There is a reality where you read this.

Unisex Long Sleeve Tee | Bella + Canvas
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • 32 singles
  • Retail fit
  • Crew neck
  • Cover-stitched collar
  • 2'' ribbed cuffs
  • Side-seamed

Size guide

Shirt Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Chest Width (inches) 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26
Chest to fit (inches) 31-34 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53

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